Anonymous said: I thought you told that anon wheat dreams

DO NOT DREAM OF WHEAT OR WHEAT BY-PRODUCTS.  EVEN DREAM-WHEAT IS STILL ILLEGAL.  IF YOU FIND THAT YOU HAVE ACCIDENTALLY DREAMT ABOUT WHEAT OR WHEAT BY-PRODUCTS, REPORT TO THE SHERIFF’S SECRET POLICE IMMEDIATELY.

Anonymous said: The real actual person Hussie once found this blog and scrolled through the sexcanons, MASTURBATING. [sexcanon]

yeah, no, can’t post that. we can’t post stuff about real, actual people. that’s creepy as hell. 

except if it’s nic cage. then all bets are off.